Giorgos
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« on: September 05, 2009, 09:13:38 AM » |
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A traveling salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.
A sign read: 'Don't Miss The Amazing Jew.'
The intrigued salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The
Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it was an old Jewish Man wearing a name tag with
the name 'Morty' written on it.
Suddenly, Morty dropped his pants, whipped out the biggest schlang any
man could possibly have and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty
swings!
The crowd erupted in applause and the old Jewish man was carried off on
their shoulders to the tune of Hava Nagila.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found
the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, 'Don't Miss The
Amazing Jew'.
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing
his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated.
This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on
the table. There stood Morty before them. Suddenly, the drum rolled,
Morty dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings
of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with Morty after the
show. 'You're incredible' he told Morty, 'but I have to know
something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using
walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts ?'
'Vell I tell ya sompin,' said Morty, 'my eyes ain't vat day used to be'
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